The fine print, said warmly

House rules.

This is a private 18+ club. If you are not an adult, you cannot come in. If you are, welcome. Keep your shoes by the door.

What you are buying

Personalized companionship, conversation, and entertainment. Real attention. Real interaction. Clear expectations.

You are not buying a girlfriend in real life. A persona will not secretly fall in love with you. We will never claim exclusivity, emergencies, jealousy, personal hardship, or romantic commitment to pressure you into spending more.

If tools are used behind the scenes for drafting, organizing, or moderating, they are not used to impersonate a human person in a deceptive way.

This is not

  • A dating site
  • An explicit adult-content service
  • Therapy or professional emotional-support treatment
  • A pay-per-message trap

Do not bring in

  • Explicit sexual content, nudity, or pornographic content
  • Harassment, threats, hate speech, or stalking
  • Requests for private addresses
  • Financial manipulation, solicitation, or scams
  • Impersonation
  • Pressure to move conversations to unsafe platforms

If something feels off

Block. Report. Message support. We would rather hear from you early. Members should have an easy way out of any conversation that stops feeling good.

Obsessed, explained

Obsessed is the premium membership name. It is cheeky. It is not an invitation to control, invade, coerce, or treat anyone badly. Play stays play.

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